Actual doosh email:hey u forgot about me Laughkat :( when would be a good time for you to come down
Commission Doosh
Membership Advisor
Theoretical response:
I know it's my fault for coming into the gym in the first place. BUT -- if I don't contact you over the weekend when my parents are in town, I didn't forget about you, you're just not on the top of my list. The incessant email stalking has to STOP. I promise, you'll get your commission in the end. To show you there are no hard feelings, I'll give you free advertising on dooshquest* and book an appointment for tonight at 7.
*Too bad we only have four readers including contributors. Take that suckers!
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