Sunday, September 30, 2007

Chicago Doosh Example #3


Billy Corgan. What a big, whiney, phoney doosh. I'm still baffled why anyone gave a shit about Smashing Bubkis. What a yucky man.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Chicago Doosh Example #2


Peter Cetera (or was that Et Cetera?)

Chicago Doosh Example #1


Steve Albini

Chicago White Males


Can you feel the dooshiness from orbit? Black people in the Chicago area are cool -- but I'm baffled by the large amount of doosh bags in the white population. What is this phenomenon all about? We look forward to researching it and bringing you some results in the coming weeks.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Daddy Doosh w/Baby Air Guitar


Parenting at it's dooshiest.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Dan Bejar


Always the weakest link in the New Pornographers, Dan continues to get dooshier and dooshier with time. I think he is dragging the rest of the band down to his depths, as their 2 latest albums have been exercises in dooshdom. The band he fronts, Destroyer, are beyond dooshy. Dan Bejar = DOOSH.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

MTV - also a doosh, or a collection of dooshes

What does one call a plural doosh?

Anyway, I agree with Kanye West that MTV is a doosh. Brittney is a train wreck and letting her perform provided a nationwide unwanted visual image and was just plain mean. I'm as happy to laugh at someone as the next person, but hell, I can laugh at her when she is at her best.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Gary Glitter


Not only is Gary Glitter a creepy convicted pedophile -- but he is also a doosh. Being at a corporate or sports event and having to endure his dooshy football chants is just wrong. Do the royalties from his douche bag songs go to victims of sex crimes? I hope so. What a doosh.

Who is the doosh?

Welcome to the dooshquest blog! I'm Sal. We're looking forward to sharing our thoughts and collaborating with you on our noble quest to find out who is a doosh.