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It has got to be wyclef jean.

http://gawker.com/5455019/wyclef-jean-demanded-a-100000-fee-to-appear-at-a-fundraiser-for-his-own-hometown?skyline=true&s=i

Condom Education for ALL

So, you know how when you go and try on a bra in Victoria Secret, the sales lady always pesters you about having the right size. “Do you want me to come in and measure you-- just to make sure? It’s free!” Usually, I am really not feeling it and I have a pretty good sense of what works and what doesn’t, but I bring this up, because there should be a similar sort of program set-up for men purchasing condoms.

Apparently, a lot of men are incapable of figuring it out themselves and buy ones that are either too small (lucky gents) or too big (so sad). I know that a lot of condom purchases are more on the fly – but I get the impression there is a serious lack of education among men in this country.

The fact that a woman has to tell you if YOUR condom fits makes absolutely no sense to me. Maybe it’s not a fitting before you buy necessarily, as that could get a little weird. But, maybe it’s some sort of virtual webinar explaining size, shape, and whatever else a guy should know so that sh*t stays put. Bottom line, it is about the safety of both parties or multiple parties in some cases. I am starting a movement as of today, probs after I eat dinner, that will demand more condom education in public schools. After all, saying, "Oh f*ck" right after blowing your load really kills the mood.

Santa is a Doosh

As usual people are prematurely jazzed about the holidays; therefore, I say, "Santa is a Doosh...and so is Frosty!"

Details.com Daily Douchebag

Loyal followers, I thought I'd refer you to the newly launched Details.com for more Doosh mayhem (except the Editors over there actually spell it correctly.) I think the more the word Douchebag is used for investigative journalism the better. Thanks Details.com! Keep up the good work. Check it...

http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-details/daily-douchebag

America's 25 Douchiest Colleges from GQ.com

I just wanted to pass along this article from GQ.com. I thought it was pretty funny, and am just glad my alma mater was not listed. Phew! Although, I am pretty sure that the photograph for the article is Oklahoma's very own Owen Field. But, who can tell? Honestly!

Off the Record Doosh

Terry Moran, shut up, doosh