Burger King Dooshette

You gotta hear the dooshiest 911 call ever.

Pennsylvania Road Kill

It's certainly reassuring that even in these hard times, truck drivers still have a sense of humor when it comes to hauling human cargo. Dooshquest camera’s caught what seems like human remains when we were headed east on I-78. This puts new meaning to the phrase “road kill.” Poor doosh.

Mack Brown is a doosh

Mack, you are such a big cry baby. It's always excuses with you -- you blubbering doosh. Yeah, maybe there needs to be some changes with this whole three way tie thing. But, someone has to go to the championship game, and when you slaughter the number two team in the nation that kinda helps. OU has its work cut out, and we still have to win the Big XII. So, take your cute little Longhorns to a BCS bowl and better luck next year. No matter what -- I think you are a doosh and always will. You can read Brown's full reaction here.

Black Friday Dooshes

Come on people, really? This is sad -- I was honestly shocked to see this on the news yesterday. We're at the point where there is at least one Wal-Mart Black Friday incedent a year. It is just plain ridiculous someone has to die to save four bucks on a doll of a Disney kid star who's sleeping with her pedifile producer. I don't want to make light of this story as it's completely troublesome, and my heart goes out to the family of the deceased. Control yourselves! What a bunch of dooshes! Get more on the story Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede.

Dooshquest SI Style

The Staten Island Mall has a bit of a dooshquest of its own. Go get 'em SI.

Spider Doosh

Okay, so I saw the email about the guy trying to pay the utility company with his spider drawing, which is just plain genius, so clearly I would not put him on dooshquest. BUT, the guy who bought the spider on ebay for 15K is most definitely a doosh. (I hope I don't get sued for posting the infamous spider to this blog.)

Congrats to you Mr. Thorne. You've earned your 15 minutes along with 15K. I'd take that any day. Read more >> Spider minus a leg sells for thousands

Hills Doosh (sorry for the redundancy)

I don't even know this dude's name, but I am sick of seeing him and his hair alone is enough to land supreme doosh status.