TTU Doosh on Dating

Thanks Mike Leach. You are a bigger doosh than I thought. I hope you liked your Sooner spanking.

Online Dating Doosh

Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question #14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.

Doosh according to Urban Dictionary

So, why do we spell "doosh" incorrectly on this blog? You can blame the founder and CEO for the obvious and premeditated misspelling, but it made me wonder if there was any chance that people were accepting this alternate spelling -- maybe due to our growing readership. HA! Anyway, I did a little digging and found "doosh" on UrbanDictionary.com. Many thanks to Mr. Takenocrap, maka697, and Mysterio for their fine contributions to the literary world and society as a whole. Here are the top three definitions of the word "doosh."

1. The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.
After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.
by Mr. Takenocrap Sep 13, 2004

2. A word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can't spell douche properly.
Go back and type in doosh.
by maka697 Nov 23, 2003

3. The wrong way to spell douche.
I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!
by Mysterio Apr 26, 2003

DoGooder Doosh

DOOSH! I am so sick of this guy. Can he do anything WRONG? I never thought I'd be hating on the "Sexiest Man Alive" of 1995, but I had to do it. Mr. Pitt, just go raise your family, and quit torturing everyone with your perfection.

Full Caffeine Eclipse

Commission Doosh

Actual doosh email:
hey u forgot about me Laughkat :( when would be a good time for you to come down
Commission Doosh
Membership Advisor

Theoretical response:
I know it's my fault for coming into the gym in the first place. BUT -- if I don't contact you over the weekend when my parents are in town, I didn't forget about you, you're just not on the top of my list. The incessant email stalking has to STOP. I promise, you'll get your commission in the end. To show you there are no hard feelings, I'll give you free advertising on dooshquest* and book an appointment for tonight at 7.

*Too bad we only have four readers including contributors. Take that suckers!

Ukulele Doosh

You might be a doosh if you can relate to any two of the following:

(1) You wear a Hawaiian shirt daily -- at work, at home, even out on the town.
(2) You play the ukulele.
(3) You only smoke from a pipe.
(4) You ask uninterested women to be your "arm candy."
(5) You live in Astoria for the sole purpose of picking up chicks in Manhattan by asking them if they want to share a cab home.
(6) You are a lurker with a heavy breathing problem.